WATCHED on by a disbelieving Connor Church, here's EastEnders favourite Tamwar Masood (or Abbas Ali, if you prefer) actually paying his annual subs.

Twos skipper Dave Tyson reported that Ali, proudly boasting to be the country's only Personal Trainer under-graduate currently smoking 10 fags a day, actually volunteered his payment via that traditionally personal form of communication: a text (or maybe a Whatsapp message, was it?) to ask how much he owed.

There were concerns over the method of payment, a cheque as can clearly be seen, until upon further inspection it was clear that it wasn't actually written from the Abbas Ali bank account. So thank you Mr & Mrs H Ali - most kind of you.

Not paid your subs yet?
Then get a move on! A £10 surchage now applies for late payment (after May 31).

Please see your regular team captain for more information.